Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Gay porn?

So I recently wrote an article about Mixed Martial Arts which is an awesome sport and blah blah blah but I couldn't help but think how much it resembled gay porn.

I mean, *blush* those men are HOTTTT... even the ones in the audience. They have the perfect triangular bust that probably adheres to all rules of the golden ratio. To prevent me from losing my male readership (all five of you) I will refrain from going into any further details, especially not mentioning their tightly rounded arses that would probably make most women's breasts droop in envy.

Apart from the abundance of hotttt men, these men fight and grapple wearing only shorts.

Hotttt men + nakedness + grappling = Gay porn

Disagree? Check these pix from a training session:







I guess it's not a sport for people with intimacy issues.

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